Sunday, February 28, 2010

I Like Pigs

"I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us,
cats look down on us.
pigs treat us as equals."
        ~ Sir Winston Churchill

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Heavenly Fall

Slowly we see it falling.
It rushes to the ground as if that's where it belongs.
Should we rush into each others arms?
carefully it graces our moronic sight,
Ever gently we admire it's glow,
that is something I will never know.

So tell me, did you let the moon go by,
without a single chance to give it any time to adjust,
maybe unwind?
Well, that is everything on my mind

just so it can't hear,
all the puzzling things you have to say,
you don't want to make someone else go away.
maybe listen to the cries you hear from it's peak.
It is hurting from it's heavenly fall.
Are you getting any of this at all?

So tell me, did you let the moon go by,
without a single chance to give it any time to adjust,
maybe unwind?
Well, that is everything on my mind.
Did you think that you had all the wise,
and did you think that love is only blind to the ones
who cannot decide?
Cause this is all that is on my mind.

We stand waiting for a change,
maybe change is not what is needed.
Maybe what's staying is what's unheeded.
watch as the moon says goodbye.
Does it remind you of a time...

And So the Story Goes,

Me and giraffes have a lot in common.
We are both extremely tall creatures,
We can both eat up to like, 100 pounds of food a day,
They and I must assume an awkward pose to drink water,
And we both don't sleep for more than 30 minutes in 24 hours. 

"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you  
-Sophia Loren

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Did You Know? I Sure Didn't!

Did you know that they refer to other elephants in a group as 'cows'?
Did you know that the sound of E.T walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jelly?
Did you know that the three best-known western names in China are Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley?
But wait,
Did you know American car horns beep in the tone of F?
And, best of all,
Did you know that George Washington grew marijuana in his garden?

If you say one or more of these random facts at the next hip party, you are SURE to be a total hit!
And not to mention the coolest kid at school!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

You Are My Favourite

And I hope that I'm by far your favourite too :)

Sunday, February 7, 2010

"To be nobody but yourself in a world that is doing it's best to make you somebody else, is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight. Never stop fighting."
~E.E Cummings

My 6 Year-Old Self.


"Tommy and Bobby are best best brothers.  They love each other.  A friend came over and said, "I hate you two." Hmmm. And he left. 
After that they play and play.
What a day, what a day, what a day!"

Friday, February 5, 2010

Oh Arnold!

  • I knew it! This is a field trip (slouches in seat and smacks his forehead).
  • I knew I should have stayed home today!
  • Hey... I made it through alive!
oh how I love Magic School Bus!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

...Degrassi Is Still On?

Degrassi is on.

I remember watching Degrassi all the time, it was the show to watch!
But then it got all weird, and they all went on to College and they got new kids and it's just not the same anymore.
On this episode, Paige's lesbian girlfriend got fired from her job. Tough blow.
Spinner proposed to that new girl Darcy (the one who went on a date with Paul the Intern that one time)... I think.
OMG, Darcy just went to something where Manny was, and they started talking about abstinence ( :O) and Manny said that Spinner and her have had sex before!
Oh man, it's getting juicy!

Commercial Break.

lesbian girlfriend is convincing Paige to skip class tomorrow, they are talking about having fun...?
Woooao, Darcy just called Manny a slut!
Now they're having a bitch fight!
Oh, spinner broke it up. Party pooper.
I forgot how horribly cheesy this show is.
Oh, I jinxed it. Spinner is becoming re-virginized for Darcy. CUTE!
Is that even a word, re-virginized?
wait, but now they are breaking-up.

Commercial Break.

Who's that kid? Oh, he's in the lesbians' house. AHAHA she just said she got hit by the "break-up express"! Good one, lesbo.
Wait... isn't Paige and Spinner brother and sister?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but they just kissed!
Thank god the shows over, I don't know how much more of this crappy-ness I can take!

What a weird episode.