Me and giraffes have a lot in common.
We are both extremely tall creatures,
We can both eat up to like, 100 pounds of food a day,
They and I must assume an awkward pose to drink water,
And we both don't sleep for more than 30 minutes in 24 hours.
"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you"