Send Me The Moon

It's 12:33AM.
I know I'm really going to regret being up right now when my body is aching for sleep tomorrow during math, but I can't help it.
I can't sleep.  Worst feeling ever.
You know when you have too many things on your mind that it's impossible to forget about it for at least 30 minutes just to give you time to fall asleep?  This is the situation at the present moment.
I have looked up insomnia, and apparently, I have a mild case of it.
Huh, well that's shitty.

The other day I was up until 4 working on an English comparison essay (of course) and I was so tired, and I remember having facebook open, which was no help, and only 3 people were on, but two of them I've never talked to before and the other was someone I'm too ashamed to talk to anymore cause of everything we've been through, so having someone talk me through the painful process was not an option at that point.  I thankfully finished, and woke up 3 hours later to miss my bus.
Typical.

It's now 12:56AM.  Has it really taken me 20 minutes to write this post?
That's a little embarrassing!

Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from

Well, This Is Embarrassing...

  For some reason I have the urge to drink coffee. I hate coffee.  Why I have this sudden urge, I could not tell you. It's so bitter and whatnot, but that's why I crave it!  And it's absolutely freezing in my house, and a nice warm coffee would definitely do the trick.  My house doesn't even own coffee.  My parents always go to Timmies to get their daily dose of caffeine.  But Timmies is too far of a walk, and I don't have my G1 yet.

  There's another thing; I don't have my G1 yet.  I've had a whole year to go do that, and all it is is a simple test.  That's it!  No getting in a car and having to drive around Guelph with a Middle Eastern man who hardly speaks a word of English, just a written-on-paper test that is (apparently) easy to pass.  My boyfriend said as soon as he gets his G2 he's driving me to get my G1.  I hope he does, cause I don't think I'm going to get it any sooner.

  GOO GOO GA GA I'm so cold.  I am currently wearing leggings, woolly socks, track pants, slippers, long sleeve shirt, massive sweater, and mittens.  Oh, and I'm inside my house.  My dad believes in saving energy, you see. We've been doing this "One Tonne Challenge" (oh jeez, don't even get me started on that) thing since I was in grade 6.  All I can remember of it is the commercial with Rick Mercer saying, "Can you take the One Tonne Challenge?".  To answer your question, Rick, yes, I can.  But I'd have to say it's bloody damn cold.

  Look at me ranting.  I'll stop for your sake.

Autobots, Roll Out!

Today my 5 year old cousin came over and brought with him one of the coolest things I have ever seen.

A Transformers Bumble Bee arm-shooter thingy. So. Cool.

I have enjoyed playing with my cousins toys before, but never had I wanted to play with any other toy than this one.  My entire morning consisted of playing Transformers and destroying the Decepticons.  One of the funniest mornings I have had in a while (except for the morning two saturdays ago, that was a funny morning...)!  Needless to say, I invited him over for dinner tonight to finish off Megatron once and for all.

And I called being Bumble Bee.

"I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them them meets the eye. I am optimus prime and I send this message to any survivng auto bots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are ready"

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody

    
     This is a story my friend told me at camp.  It's pretty sweet, and it's pretty mind blowing as well.
Try and follow:

     This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.  There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.  Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.  Somebody got angry about it, cause it was Everybody's job.  Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.  It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did want Anybody could have done.

Let that one tickle your fancy for a bit.

Thunder

It's thundering and lightning outside.  But there is no rain? Hmm.

I love thunderstorms, a lot.

Thunderstorms remind me that even the most scariest of situations can be beautiful and peaceful at the same time.  I remember in JK, it was thundering and lightning outside, and the whole class was huddled up against our teacher crying.  I remember having my arms around the rest of the groups acting as if I was scared, but I wasn't.  I was really just waiting for another lightning bolt to shoot through the sky.  And one everntually did, and me along with the rest of my classmates would scream.  And then I would anxiously wait for another one to come.  I found it fascinating.

Oh, it is now raining.  The storm-trifecta is now in session.

"Let the wild rumpus start!"

And sometimes, I write poems.

What if we felt no pain?
A punch and a kiss would all feel the same.

What if gravity did not exist?
No need for a ground, we would float in bliss.

What if colour we lacked to see?
Red and white would look the same to me.

What if eating was rather a chore?
I don't think I would eat very much more.

What if we read everything backwards instead?
daeh ym dnuora parw dluoc ti kniht ton od i.

What if this world never existed?

..................................................................

Rain rain, come to stay

It's raining outside, and I love it.

Usually I'm not a #1 fan for precipitaion, but today I love it.
And I'll tell you why,
it has been extreeeeeemely hot outside,
no no, unbarably hot outside,
and this rain is cooling off everthing, from the humidity to my patience.
Thank you rain!

Also, because of the down pour, I am instead going to see Toy Story 3 rather than swimming (I just got my hair cut this morning and it smells and looks all pretty so yea, don't want to, how do you say, ruin it).
WOOT!

Rain rain, come to stay,
you make the heat waves go away.
With love I would like to say,
thank you rain for this lovely day.

I Wish I Were a Rocadidle

I wish I were a Rocadidle, for happy I would be,
for Rocadidles are the swankest guys that one has ever seen.

They have the features of a croc, combined with the rhino's style,
the magic unicorn's persona, and the charm of a monkey's smile.

If I were a Rocadidle, I'd play the craziest tunes.
I'd wear my bug-eyed sunny shades, and rock out with my spoons.

I'd sing silly songs like, "Sunlight Spaz" and spooky ones like "Swampy Seas".
I'd sing for noodles of all ages, they'd call me the Bees Knees!

They say that every Rocadidle, knows exactly what to say.
When you are feeling down and blue, they always save the day.

Some days I would wear a cape to show my heroic grace,
and swoop on in to save the soul and put happiness back in place.

I wish I were a Rocadidle, so happy and so free.
One day, I'll be that Rocadidle. Would you like to be one with me?

Music's my Imaginary Friend

                                     

So, for my history essay, I'm writing about how Madonna has influenced American society.

I began to look up Madonna lyrics, seeing which songs had some meaning to help out my essay,
and I came across a website that had different meanings behind majority of the 80's songs.
This is what I learned:


Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes - This song is about how he loves masturbation more than sex with a woman. "body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why, my girlfriend, she's at the end, she is starting to cry"

Don't Stand so Close to Me by The Police - This song was inspired from Sting's days as an English teacher. From what I read a student of his developed a crush on him which caused many problems. Among them was that he was teaching High School English, and he himself was in his early 20's, not that far removed in age from his students. His background in literature is obvious in the line "That famous book by Nabakov". The famous book of course was "Lolita".

 Every Breath You Take by The Police - This song is about the relationship Sting had with his ex wife. His Ex wife stalked him after their marriage ended.

I Don't Like Mondays by Boomtown Rats -  wrote this song after a tragic 1979 event in which a "Sweet 16-" year old girl decided to open fire on a Cleveland elementary school, killing two adults and wounding 8 kids. When asked why, she told the reporter, "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day."

 Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield - As a teen, Rick saw a girl in his art class that he had a crush on until another man dated her instead. His name was Gary and Rick tried Gary's Girl but it didn't work, so he changed the name to Jessie's Girl.

One Night in Bangkok by  Murray Head - This song is also about how a person can be obsessed with chess to the point that they can't enjoy the sensual beauty of the city around them.

White Wedding by Billy Idol - The song is about heroin. He was addicted to it, stayed away from it, and then got high off of it again.


So maybe these meanings were obvious, but who knows.

OH, and I never found an accurate meaning for any Madonna songs.

Facebook is Boring.

Today is one of those days where I have nothing to do but go on Facebook.
I hate these days.
You see, I have plans to go out tonight, but that is not until after dinner.
So far, I have been on Facebook for 4 hours.
And nothing on the home page has changed, surprisingly enough.

Why is facebook so boring, but I go on it anyways knowing what is not in store for me?
Everyone does it, just goes on and sits at the computer, staring at the screen,
waiting for a new notification, so someone to start talking to you on facebook chat.
Sometimes people may but a lyric in their status from a song that you may recognize and start listening to the song over and over again because you have nothing better to do anyways.

"No chance, no way, I won't say it no, no..."

Mark Zuckerburg, you owe me many hours of my life that I have wasted on this book of faces. 
(Although, I heard he stole the idea from a few university students who made it up for a assignment or something.)

Here's to 3 more hours on facebook! *clink*

My Head Hurts

My head hurts.
    I like this shirt.
         It's 5:09,
              this computer is not mine.
                    I wanna play COD.
                          I miss my iPod.
                                This day is too long, like the longest song.
                                         Tonight I have jazz,
                                               ... I really hate jazz.
                                                          I like this blogs style,
                                                                 it could probably go for miles,
                                                                           but we use kilometers here.
                                                                                    Now watch me disappear.

Poof!

This is an Outrage

Yea know what is deceiving?
On a package of Mentos Fruit they have yellow, pink, orange, AND green mentos,
but inside there are only yellow, pink, and orange.
NO green.

What is this? 

Omigod You Guys

I just spent all afternoon watching "Legally Blonde: The Musical", and I'd have to say it's been one of the best afternoons I have spent in a while.
I made the room all dark and everything just to make it feel like I was in an actual theatre, and it surprisingly worked!
It makes my passion for Broadway become bigger than what it already is, and now I want to be Pauletta.

Paulette: "Oh my go - The new UPS guy is like walkin' porn"

Who?

Sometimes I think to myself,
If I wasn't here, where would I be?  What would I be?
Would I be a boy or a girl?
How tall would I be? Or maybe I would be short.
Would I speak a different language, like Japanese, Swedish, or Greek?
Maybe I will speak all three.
What talents would I have? Or, would I have any talents at all?
Would I live at the highest point of the earth, or the hottest place of the world,
maybe surrounded by a tropical forest, or dead centre of a chaotic city?
Who would I know? What would I do?
Where would I hang out, or where would I never leave?

But what if I wasn't human, but an animal?
What animal would I be?
Would I be at the top of the food chain, or at the bottom?
How long would I live?
Would I still be able to dream? What would I dream about?
Would I live on my own, or with a group of my kind?
Would I be able to realize what I was?

Or what if I was neither human nor animal, but a tree?
What part of the world would I exist in?
What kind of tree?
Would I be able to think? Would I have any thoughts at all?
Would I be something beautiful to look at, or a nuisance to everyone and would want to be cut down?
Would I be noticed, or forgotten?

Who am I now?

Hey,

It's a Windy Day in Toyland

Hey sister girl of mine,
when you come around here this place really shines.
you make me wanna write your name on every line,
but that is what this chorus is going to defiiiiine!

You are
Emma, Emma! Emma-lemma-lemma.
Emma, EMMA! Wemma bemma kemma lem lemma.
eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
Emma,
Emma Ius.

Remember that time when I borrowed all your clothes?
And there was also the shoes and the hair stuff....
BUT ANYWAYS!
Remember when you lived here, and not down at Queens?
or maybe it's up at Queens....
but who really gives a sh...

(guitar stops)
Vanessa: Hey, can I be apart of this song?

 ...go play with Madeline or something.....

Vanessa: *sigh* Your so unfair! Oh, LUV YOU ANNA!

(guitar plays again)

You are
Emma , Emma! Emma-lemma-lemma,
Emma, EMMA! Wemma bemma kemma lem lemma,
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
Emma,
Emma Ius.

You mean so much to me you know,
and never ever wanna let you go,
And I just want to say so it is so,
that....that.......

crap.

DAMN YOU TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS!!!!

You are
Emma, Emma! Emma-lemma-lemma
Emma, EMMA! Wemma bemma kemma lem lemma
eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
Emma,
Emma Ius

Emma Ius, sister of mine :) <3

Vanessa: Oh, LUV U 2 EMMA!

My Friend Morgan

I've got this friend named Morgan,
And there are really no words in the entire universe that could describe how great she is!
Only this picture can tell it all :)

I Love Morgan Coffey! <3

OMG you guys calm down, we're not lesbians!

I wonder...

I Like Pigs

"I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us,
cats look down on us.
pigs treat us as equals."
        ~ Sir Winston Churchill

Heavenly Fall

Slowly.
Slowly we see it falling.
It rushes to the ground as if that's where it belongs.
Should we rush into each others arms?
Carefully,
carefully it graces our moronic sight,
Ever gently we admire it's glow,
that is something I will never know.

So tell me, did you let the moon go by,
without a single chance to give it any time to adjust,
maybe unwind?
Well, that is everything on my mind

Whisper,
just so it can't hear,
all the puzzling things you have to say,
you don't want to make someone else go away.
Listen,
maybe listen to the cries you hear from it's peak.
It is hurting from it's heavenly fall.
Are you getting any of this at all?

So tell me, did you let the moon go by,
without a single chance to give it any time to adjust,
maybe unwind?
Well, that is everything on my mind.
Did you think that you had all the wise,
and did you think that love is only blind to the ones
who cannot decide?
Cause this is all that is on my mind.

Stand.
We stand waiting for a change,
maybe change is not what is needed.
Maybe what's staying is what's unheeded.
Watch,
watch as the moon says goodbye.
Does it remind you of a time...

And So the Story Goes,

Me and giraffes have a lot in common.
We are both extremely tall creatures,
We can both eat up to like, 100 pounds of food a day,
They and I must assume an awkward pose to drink water,
And we both don't sleep for more than 30 minutes in 24 hours. 

"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you"   

-Sophia Loren

Did You Know? I Sure Didn't!

Did you know that they refer to other elephants in a group as 'cows'?
Or,
Did you know that the sound of E.T walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jelly?
Also,
Did you know that the three best-known western names in China are Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley?
But wait,
Did you know American car horns beep in the tone of F?
And, best of all,
Did you know that George Washington grew marijuana in his garden?

If you say one or more of these random facts at the next hip party, you are SURE to be a total hit!
And not to mention the coolest kid at school!

You Are My Favourite

And I hope that I'm by far your favourite too :)

"To be nobody but yourself in a world that is doing it's best to make you somebody else, is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight. Never stop fighting."

~E.E Cummings

My 6 Year-Old Self.

Translation:

"Tommy and Bobby are best best brothers.  They love each other.  A friend came over and said, "I hate you two." Hmmm. And he left. 

After that they play and play.

What a day, what a day, what a day!"

Oh Arnold!

Arnold:

• I knew it! This is a field trip (slouches in seat and smacks his forehead).
• I knew I should have stayed home today!
• Hey... I made it through alive!

oh how I love Magic School Bus!

...Degrassi Is Still On?

Degrassi is on.

I remember watching Degrassi all the time, it was the show to watch!
But then it got all weird, and they all went on to College and they got new kids and it's just not the same anymore.
On this episode, Paige's lesbian girlfriend got fired from her job. Tough blow.
Spinner proposed to that new girl Darcy (the one who went on a date with Paul the Intern that one time)... I think.
OMG, Darcy just went to something where Manny was, and they started talking about abstinence ( :O) and Manny said that Spinner and her have had sex before!
Oh man, it's getting juicy!

Commercial Break.

THAT ASIAN TEACHER IS STILL THERE!!!
uh-oh,
lesbian girlfriend is convincing Paige to skip class tomorrow, they are talking about having fun...?
Woooao, Darcy just called Manny a slut!
Now they're having a bitch fight!
Oh, spinner broke it up. Party pooper.
I forgot how horribly cheesy this show is.
Oh, I jinxed it. Spinner is becoming re-virginized for Darcy. CUTE!
Is that even a word, re-virginized?
wait, but now they are breaking-up.
huh.

Commercial Break.

Who's that kid? Oh, he's in the lesbians' house. AHAHA she just said she got hit by the "break-up express"! Good one, lesbo.
Wait... isn't Paige and Spinner brother and sister?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but they just kissed!
INCEST!
Thank god the shows over, I don't know how much more of this crappy-ness I can take!

What a weird episode.

Dream

You say you gotta dream,
one that's so big, it's almost unreal.
"But I'm going make it" you say, "I'm going to become my dream."
So you continue your dream,
and it gets bigger,
and bigger,
and bigger yet.
You go through life relying on that dream, continuously telling yourself that your going to make it along the way.

It's funny how one can get so attached to something so fictional.

"That's it!" you say, "Today is where I begin!"
But where do you start?

I'm on a road to no where,
and yea know what,
I'm fine with it.
It's all part of the dream.

I Get It.

Let you put a lyric to your name,

just to tell me how you feel.

Let you make a pouting face,

just to show me what I did.

Let you walk with your head held low,

just to prove that you are hurt,

Let you never say real words,

just so I can hear your sorrow.

I was hurt to,

I get it.

Let me sing a happy tune,

just to tell you I am strong,

Let me smile all the time,

just to show you I'm not bothered.

Let me walk with my head held high,

just to prove that you can too,

Let me say words that are real,

just so you can hear the truth.

I was hurt to,

I get it.

Poor Orange.

I feel bad for the word, 'orange'.
It has no one to rhyme with.
'Cat' has a whole bunch,
like 'bat', 'mat', 'pat', 'shat',
'combat', 'wool hat', 'Spencer Pratt'...
and then there is 'hen',
she's got 'then' and 'men' and 'ballpoint pen',
'Glen', 'zen', 'again', 'AMEN!'
You gotta have some pity for the guy,
all alone in the "no rhyme" zone.
it is definitely a loner.
poor orange.