I Wish I Were a Rocadidle

I wish I were a Rocadidle, for happy I would be,
for Rocadidles are the swankest guys that one has ever seen.

They have the features of a croc, combined with the rhino's style,
the magic unicorn's persona, and the charm of a monkey's smile.

If I were a Rocadidle, I'd play the craziest tunes.
I'd wear my bug-eyed sunny shades, and rock out with my spoons.

I'd sing silly songs like, "Sunlight Spaz" and spooky ones like "Swampy Seas".
I'd sing for noodles of all ages, they'd call me the Bees Knees!

They say that every Rocadidle, knows exactly what to say.
When you are feeling down and blue, they always save the day.

Some days I would wear a cape to show my heroic grace,
and swoop on in to save the soul and put happiness back in place.

I wish I were a Rocadidle, so happy and so free.
One day, I'll be that Rocadidle. Would you like to be one with me?

Music's my Imaginary Friend

                                     

So, for my history essay, I'm writing about how Madonna has influenced American society.

I began to look up Madonna lyrics, seeing which songs had some meaning to help out my essay,
and I came across a website that had different meanings behind majority of the 80's songs.
This is what I learned:


Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes - This song is about how he loves masturbation more than sex with a woman. "body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why, my girlfriend, she's at the end, she is starting to cry"

Don't Stand so Close to Me by The Police - This song was inspired from Sting's days as an English teacher. From what I read a student of his developed a crush on him which caused many problems. Among them was that he was teaching High School English, and he himself was in his early 20's, not that far removed in age from his students. His background in literature is obvious in the line "That famous book by Nabakov". The famous book of course was "Lolita".

 Every Breath You Take by The Police - This song is about the relationship Sting had with his ex wife. His Ex wife stalked him after their marriage ended.

I Don't Like Mondays by Boomtown Rats -  wrote this song after a tragic 1979 event in which a "Sweet 16-" year old girl decided to open fire on a Cleveland elementary school, killing two adults and wounding 8 kids. When asked why, she told the reporter, "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day."

 Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield - As a teen, Rick saw a girl in his art class that he had a crush on until another man dated her instead. His name was Gary and Rick tried Gary's Girl but it didn't work, so he changed the name to Jessie's Girl.

One Night in Bangkok by  Murray Head - This song is also about how a person can be obsessed with chess to the point that they can't enjoy the sensual beauty of the city around them.

White Wedding by Billy Idol - The song is about heroin. He was addicted to it, stayed away from it, and then got high off of it again.


So maybe these meanings were obvious, but who knows.

OH, and I never found an accurate meaning for any Madonna songs.

Facebook is Boring.

Today is one of those days where I have nothing to do but go on Facebook.
I hate these days.
You see, I have plans to go out tonight, but that is not until after dinner.
So far, I have been on Facebook for 4 hours.
And nothing on the home page has changed, surprisingly enough.

Why is facebook so boring, but I go on it anyways knowing what is not in store for me?
Everyone does it, just goes on and sits at the computer, staring at the screen,
waiting for a new notification, so someone to start talking to you on facebook chat.
Sometimes people may but a lyric in their status from a song that you may recognize and start listening to the song over and over again because you have nothing better to do anyways.

"No chance, no way, I won't say it no, no..."

Mark Zuckerburg, you owe me many hours of my life that I have wasted on this book of faces. 
(Although, I heard he stole the idea from a few university students who made it up for a assignment or something.)

Here's to 3 more hours on facebook! *clink*

My Head Hurts

My head hurts.
    I like this shirt.
         It's 5:09,
              this computer is not mine.
                    I wanna play COD.
                          I miss my iPod.
                                This day is too long, like the longest song.
                                         Tonight I have jazz,
                                               ... I really hate jazz.
                                                          I like this blogs style,
                                                                 it could probably go for miles,
                                                                           but we use kilometers here.
                                                                                    Now watch me disappear.

Poof!

This is an Outrage

Yea know what is deceiving?
On a package of Mentos Fruit they have yellow, pink, orange, AND green mentos,
but inside there are only yellow, pink, and orange.
NO green.

What is this? 

Omigod You Guys

I just spent all afternoon watching "Legally Blonde: The Musical", and I'd have to say it's been one of the best afternoons I have spent in a while.
I made the room all dark and everything just to make it feel like I was in an actual theatre, and it surprisingly worked!
It makes my passion for Broadway become bigger than what it already is, and now I want to be Pauletta.

Paulette: "Oh my go - The new UPS guy is like walkin' porn"

Who?

Sometimes I think to myself,
If I wasn't here, where would I be?  What would I be?
Would I be a boy or a girl?
How tall would I be? Or maybe I would be short.
Would I speak a different language, like Japanese, Swedish, or Greek?
Maybe I will speak all three.
What talents would I have? Or, would I have any talents at all?
Would I live at the highest point of the earth, or the hottest place of the world,
maybe surrounded by a tropical forest, or dead centre of a chaotic city?
Who would I know? What would I do?
Where would I hang out, or where would I never leave?

But what if I wasn't human, but an animal?
What animal would I be?
Would I be at the top of the food chain, or at the bottom?
How long would I live?
Would I still be able to dream? What would I dream about?
Would I live on my own, or with a group of my kind?
Would I be able to realize what I was?

Or what if I was neither human nor animal, but a tree?
What part of the world would I exist in?
What kind of tree?
Would I be able to think? Would I have any thoughts at all?
Would I be something beautiful to look at, or a nuisance to everyone and would want to be cut down?
Would I be noticed, or forgotten?

Who am I now?

Hey,

It's a Windy Day in Toyland

Hey sister girl of mine,
when you come around here this place really shines.
you make me wanna write your name on every line,
but that is what this chorus is going to defiiiiine!

You are
Emma, Emma! Emma-lemma-lemma.
Emma, EMMA! Wemma bemma kemma lem lemma.
eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
Emma,
Emma Ius.

Remember that time when I borrowed all your clothes?
And there was also the shoes and the hair stuff....
BUT ANYWAYS!
Remember when you lived here, and not down at Queens?
or maybe it's up at Queens....
but who really gives a sh...

(guitar stops)
Vanessa: Hey, can I be apart of this song?

 ...go play with Madeline or something.....

Vanessa: *sigh* Your so unfair! Oh, LUV YOU ANNA!

(guitar plays again)

You are
Emma , Emma! Emma-lemma-lemma,
Emma, EMMA! Wemma bemma kemma lem lemma,
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
Emma,
Emma Ius.

You mean so much to me you know,
and never ever wanna let you go,
And I just want to say so it is so,
that....that.......

crap.

DAMN YOU TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS!!!!

You are
Emma, Emma! Emma-lemma-lemma
Emma, EMMA! Wemma bemma kemma lem lemma
eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
Emma,
Emma Ius

Emma Ius, sister of mine :) <3

Vanessa: Oh, LUV U 2 EMMA!

My Friend Morgan

I've got this friend named Morgan,
And there are really no words in the entire universe that could describe how great she is!
Only this picture can tell it all :)

I Love Morgan Coffey! <3

OMG you guys calm down, we're not lesbians!

I wonder...

I Like Pigs

"I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us,
cats look down on us.
pigs treat us as equals."
        ~ Sir Winston Churchill